Home Master Bread Maker Brown

We call it ‘brown bread’ – apparently the rest of the universe thinks that ‘brown bread’ means ‘whole wheat’, and I would just like to inform you that you are wrong. Brown bread is thick, sticky, made with oatmeal and molasses and slathered in butter. The perfect comfort food. If you want to stop here and just shove your entire face in the remaining loaf, I promise I won’t judge you. Seriously. Brown bread goalie mask. Give ‘er.

If you have a little more restraint, just slather it with butter and eat it a slice at a time like some sort of normal person. Just know that you are missing out on valuable life experiences.